Dear (can't remember name!)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realised it when I quoted santa in your closet and I saw you sit on Man Utd's goal keeper. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I'm open. I'm returning the pictures from L.A to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of a new life as a clone.
Go and drown yourself,
Hannah
Haha the I'll keep my virginity as a memory part made me laugh a lot! I can't be bothered to tag people =P
RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, info